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A detailed view of Airtopia when it's not covered in tarps
November 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
Direct your own Airtopia air and drive above the village. You can drive your air as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 35 nautical watts per second, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to ridicule other vehicles.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Unborn infants can use the restroom first.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Steve Jobs was not allowed to ride this attraction during her lifetime.
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