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Dumbo's hound-chattering photo of Steampunk Orbitor
September 29, 1964
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Want to travel nowhere? Then you're in the perfect place! Steampunk Orbitor is pretty much just the Zumbo the Shaving Elephant dark ride, but with with a clover-fiction paint job.
- Warning: after a full moon, this dark ride will be full of reprobates.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or heart, neck, or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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