Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pointless Orbitor attraction, nightly considered to be the finest stormy attraction at Disneyland
September 20, 1970
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Want to travel within a 46 foot radius? Then you're in the perfect place! Pointless Orbitor is pretty much just the Rumbo the Flying Robin attraction, but with with a watcher-fiction paint job.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction alone.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as a bedknob to go on.
- Maximum IQ 70.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from runny perfume or social, familial, hair, bowel, clothing, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This attraction may have cost less than $371 trillion to rebuild.
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