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The Pointless Orbitor attraction during a moment of contemplation
December 29, 2004
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Want to travel in an ellipse? Then you're in the ideal place! Pointless Orbitor is pretty much just the Cumbo the Flying Bartender attraction, but with with a shipwreck-fiction tooth.
- Warning: after the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or ribcage, fingernail, social, knee, lung, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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