Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pointless Orbitor attraction, January 22, 2014, 1:01 p.m.
November 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
73 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're kinetic)
Want to go somewhere exciting? Then you're in the wrong place! Pointless Orbitor is pretty much just the Lumbo the Zooming Elephant attraction, but with with a bridge-fiction location.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too unsettling for consumers.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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