Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dizzy Orbitor attraction, March 17, 1987, 2:46 a.m.
November 7, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Want to spin nowhere? Then you're in the perfect place! Dizzy Orbitor is pretty much just the Zumbo the Quitting Elephant attraction, but with with a rock-fiction overlay.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 63.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Alan-A-Dale was once photographed riding this attraction.
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