Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Astro Time Waster, a favorite attraction of King Arthur
Astro Time Waster
October 19, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Generally targeted at:
Want to spin in circles? Then you're in the wrong place! Astro Time Waster is pretty much just the Dumbo the Flying Toilet attraction, but with with a tooth-fiction paint job.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland Wikipedia editors may be able to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a quarter hour before its opening.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or spinal, finger, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging permitted.
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