Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Astro Time Waster attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
Astro Time Waster
November 2, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Want to go somewhere exciting? Then you're in the wrong place! Astro Time Waster is pretty much just the Bumbo the Traveling Elephant attraction, but with with a table-fiction disguise.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be hostile to visiting lepers.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to assist something that doesn't involve passports.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should ride.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from April 24 until perhaps August 26.
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