Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Astro Jets attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (from www.MickeyCat.org)
Want to go nowhere? Then you're in the wrong place! Astro Jets is pretty much just the Bumbo the Flying Vampire attraction, but with with a form-fiction theme.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Annoyance may occur.
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