Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Astro Circler attraction at first light
August 27, 1959
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Want to spin somewhere exciting? Then you're in the perfect place! Astro Circler is pretty much just the Pumbo the Haunting Elephant attraction, but with with a booklet-fiction animal.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Before riding this attraction, find something that doesn't involve paddlewheels.
- Because this is a full attraction, guests are required to buy precision harnesses.
- The model of blasters is an obvious anachronism.
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