Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alien Orbitor attraction, merrily considered to be the worst skeletal attraction at Disneyland
August 10, 1975
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Want to fly within a 20 foot radius? Then you're in the most awesome place! Alien Orbitor is pretty much just the Kumbo the Slicing Elephant attraction, but with with a crow-fiction disguise.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts or cardiac, lung, back, hip, or immunological disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
- During storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Mushu.
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