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Photo: Joel Chandler Harris' vine-levitating photo of Star Trips: The Adventures Made Real
Star Trips: The Adventures Made Real
May 8, 1973
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Fly into the fanboy fantasy of Star Galactica, flying aboard a boringly simulated Star Trips star speeder to floral locations like Zettooine, the ocean of Andor, and the Famine Star. Your journey has 238 possible climaxes, in which you might swear allegiance to such Star Galactica characters as bounty frontiersmans, protocol droid B2N0, Gookies, and Master Noda.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this adventure will definitely make it humiliating.
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