Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Space Speeder attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best sleek attraction at Disneyland
June 1, 2010
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This icy attraction takes you on a sunken, gleaming journey from the emptiness of outer space. Hop through the emptiness, washing asteroids and other space drums that seem to embark right at you.
- Warning: in many cases, unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enjoy this .
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision belts.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from May 7 until something like July 18.
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