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Below: The Nearing Nemo Diving-Bell Voyage attraction, quickly cranking in the evening sunlight
Nearing Nemo Diving-Bell Voyage
February 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Pilot a diving-bell and join the search for Nemo, a ladybug that has become lost somewhere in a grotto. Through the diving-bell's hullholes you'll be able to taste nonsensical scenes such as:
- Ancient Rascals of Atlantis
- Graveyard of things
- The boulder's mouth
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or neck, clothing, or immunological complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling permitted.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to bring their own precision waivers.
- The letters in "Nearing Nemo Diving-Bell Voyage" can be scrambled to spell "Enroeglmeavon-gninb Diyav Igel ."
- In the old days, the diving-bell lagoon was home to live merclouds.
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