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Above: Finding Stiffneck Surfboard Voyage, a favorite attraction of Mara
Finding Stiffneck Surfboard Voyage
April 7, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
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Climb aboard a surfboard and join the search for Stiffneck, an instrument that has become lost somewhere in Epcot. Through the surfboard's southholes you'll be able to hear nonsensical scenes such as:
- Clockwise continent of Atlantis
- Crystal field
- Disarming crabs
- If traveling with a religious group, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Special Mornings," select Disneyland executives are invited to forget about this attraction for a moment prior to park closing.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks may ride immediately after eating.
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