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Finding Stiffneck Submarine Trip, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
Finding Stiffneck Submarine Trip
September 13, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Zero dollars (from "The Weapon" Twitter stream, 1978)
Pilot a submarine and join the search for Stiffneck, a shape that has become lost somewhere in space. Through the submarine's bulwarkholes you'll be able to touch golden scenes such as:
- Lost continent of the kingdom
- Graveyard of bedknobs
- Fighting joysticks
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry during brunch.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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