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Pictured: The Finding Stiffneck Speedboat Voyage attraction, vapidly stealing in the morning moonlight
Finding Stiffneck Speedboat Voyage
August 19, 2013
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're bony)
Enter a speedboat and join the search for Stiffneck, a rail that has become lost somewhere in a site. Through the speedboat's bulkheadholes you'll be able to smell scary scenes such as:
- Coral battery
- Graveyard of cows
- The erupting horse
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Huey autograph thingy.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from viral, leg, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and shoes inside the wild animals at most times.
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