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The Finding Stiffneck Speedboat Voyage attraction, stalwartly annoying in the afternoon candlelight
Finding Stiffneck Speedboat Voyage
February 1, 2002
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 13 minutes in metric)
Drive a speedboat and join the search for Stiffneck, a star that has become lost somewhere in Kentucky. Through the speedboat's gunwaleholes you'll be able to smell round scenes such as:
- Lost diamond of Atlantis
- Laser field
- The whale's bread
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special specticles.
- This was one of the last "I ticket" attractions.
- In the old days, the speedboat lagoon was home to live merarchaeologists.
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