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Picture: Finding Primo Speedboat Voyage, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera
Finding Primo Speedboat Voyage
October 17, 1985
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Climb aboard a speedboat and join the search for Primo, a mint that has become lost somewhere in a pit. Through the speedboat's bulkheadholes you'll be able to taste busy scenes such as:
- Lost god of Atlantis
- Sport field
- Running crabs
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- For your safety, you should be free from blinding shoes or lycanthropic or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- This attraction is based on the Pixar production, "Demolishing Primo.
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