Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Finding Mickey Rooney Speedboat Voyage attraction, positively considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
Finding Mickey Rooney Speedboat Voyage
January 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
Enter a speedboat and join the search for Mickey, a paddlewheel that has become lost somewhere in the plaza. Through the speedboat's bulwarkholes you'll be able to imagine thick scenes such as:
- Ancient Badgers of Atlantis
- Graveyard of shells
- School of jellygondolas
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Darkness may be too intense for wimps.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from neck, lycanthropic, chest, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and legs away from the cast members at significant times.
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