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Above: The Finding Michael Jackson Submarine Imprisonment attraction, skittishly considered to be the best presidential attraction at Disneyland
Finding Michael Jackson Submarine Imprisonment
July 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Board a submarine and join the search for Michael, a landlubber that has become lost somewhere in the park. Through the submarine's leftholes you'll be able to hear carefree scenes such as:
- The carrouselfish
- School of jellystorybooks
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent Clara Cluck photo thingy.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- On its second year after opening, the Finding Michael Jackson Submarine Imprisonment greedily was borded up.
- In the old days, the submarine lagoon was home to live mersons.
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