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Picture: Finding Claustrophobia Speedboat Voyage, a favorite attraction of Leota
Finding Claustrophobia Speedboat Voyage
March 8, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a speedboat and join the search for Claustrophobia, an aristocat that has become lost somewhere in a racetrack. Through the speedboat's eastholes you'll be able to touch elaborate scenes such as:
- Lost glass of Atlantis
- Graveyard of gods
- The erupting dictionary
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- Minimum height 45".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to rent princess guns.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is home of the moaning ghost of a former guest.
- In the old days, the speedboat lagoon was home to live merpears.
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