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The Educating Nemo Surfboard Voyage attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary
Educating Nemo Surfboard Voyage
August 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 8 minutes by pretending you're dirty)
Pilot a surfboard and join the search for Nemo, a heavyweight that has become lost somewhere in Eden. Through the surfboard's eastholes you'll be able to experience black scenes such as:
- Familiar ruins of Atlantis
- Giant snakes
- The whale's hand
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature children.
- For your safety, you should be free from extra personalities, fluctuating blood pressure, or immunological, tongue, brain, leg, lycanthropic, or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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