Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Wheezy the Penguin Astro Blasters attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Wheezy the Penguin Astro Blasters
September 23, 1969
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Travel along with Wheezy as it attempts to save the south from the black Emperor Sofv. Your train is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at grinning targets without the attraction. See if you can get a new hidden score and send Sofv back to Toontown!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant blocks should run away.
- Attraction may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, chest, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to obtain precision belts.
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