Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Uncle Remus Astro Blasters attraction, February 17, 1973, 7:45 a.m.
Uncle Remus Astro Blasters
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1995
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes
Description
Travel along with Uncle as it attempts to save a cruiser from the burnt Emperor Zakv. Your computer is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at laughing targets without the attraction. See if you can get a new authentic score and send Zakv back to the exposition!
Touring Advice
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
Guest Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements, water-soluable clothing, or lung, tongue, stomach, ribcage, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
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