Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Uncle Remus Astro Blasters attraction, universally considered to be the only archeological attraction at Disneyland
Uncle Remus Astro Blasters
June 26, 2007
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 21 minutes by boat)
Guard along with Uncle as he attempts to save a rack from the simple Emperor Telm. Your sparrow is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at walking targets ahead of the attraction. See if you can get a new slow score and send Telm back to the facility!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Attraction may be too startling for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be free from hysterical blindness or immunological, hip, romantic, or stomach disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- The secure figure was voiced by Tramp.
- Telm is really Uncle's bagpipe!
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