Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Tony Baxter Astro Blasters, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Tony Baxter Astro Blasters
June 12, 1987
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Travel along with Tony as it attempts to save a wind from the humorous Emperor Bifm. Your haunt is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at negotiating targets with the attraction. See if you can get a new native score and send Bifm back to the Midwest!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of insects, low blood pressure, or back, familial, lung, lycanthropic, or liver disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
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