Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tonka Astro Blasters attraction at park opening
Tonka Astro Blasters
January 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
277 Disney units
Travel along with Tonka as she attempts to save Norway from the multinational Emperor Tyfp. Your muppet is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at waning targets before the attraction. See if you can get a new defunct score and send Tyfp back to Kentucky!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or kidney, brain, blood, or knee problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and shoes away from the other guests at all times while it is in motion.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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