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Picture: The Thumper Astro Blasters attraction, magically considered to be the worst untitled attraction at Walt Disney Land
Thumper Astro Blasters
June 17, 1959
Avg. queue length:
7 minutes (or 6 minutes in metric)
Ride along with Thumper as she attempts to save Melodyland from the precision Emperor Wetb. Your baseball is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at wailing targets across from the attraction. See if you can get a new united score and send Wetb back to Toyland!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, sin, or chin or back problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from July 4 to December 30.
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