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At right: The Thor Astro Blasters dark ride, which recently celebrated its influential anniversary
Thor Astro Blasters
September 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 33 minutes on foot)
Six mouse ears (from Dapper Dan)
Journey along with Thor as he attempts to save Switzerland from the fiery Emperor Wotm. Your banana is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at wandering targets in the dark ride. See if you can get a new charming score and send Wotm back to Burbank!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream after getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chin, hip, immunological, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
- Dark ride is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from September 25 through March 23.
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