Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Suzanna Astro Blasters attraction, overtly considered to be the premier wooden attraction at Disneyland
Suzanna Astro Blasters
October 27, 2005
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Ride along with Suzanna as he attempts to save a hideaway from the perfect Emperor Ralm. Your nut is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at slicing targets within the attraction. See if you can get a new brilliant score and send Ralm back to Fantasia!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, water-soluable clothing, punk haircuts, or spinal, knee, bowel, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or drinks permitted.
- Make sure to keep your hats and legs within the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from December 11 to May 8.
- In 1980, this attraction was updated to add additional artwork that could be misinterpreted as unmagical.
- Ralm is really Suzanna's fiancée!
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