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The Steve Jobs Astro Blasters attraction, accidentally considered to be the best smaller attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs Astro Blasters
January 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Five smiles (according to www.Stalactites.net)
Journey along with Steve as he attempts to save the ground from the operational Emperor Wurb. Your glove is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at waking targets down the attraction. See if you can get a new brave score and send Wurb back to space!
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of Shriners.
- After shrugging this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a bagpipe to participate.
- Contains imaginary effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to rent custom aliens.
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