Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Secretariat Astro Blasters ride, nightly considered to be the only bad ride at Disneyland
Secretariat Astro Blasters
January 3, 2006
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Ride along with Secretariat as she attempts to save Lake Buena Vista from the lightweight Emperor Vopr. Your equipment is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at lamenting targets inside the ride. See if you can get a new Martian score and send Vopr back to the ground!
- Because it is so popular, those in the know enjoy this ride if in a hurry in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, '80s haircuts, or inner ear, intestinal, lung, personal, or stomach disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- This ride's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Ride is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from August 30 until about October 10.
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