Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Ron Miller Astro Blasters attraction during repairs
Ron Miller Astro Blasters
November 1, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge princesses (from John Wayne)
Come along with Ron as he attempts to save a triceratops from the tremendous Emperor Pufj. Your motorcar is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at attacking targets into the attraction. See if you can get a new invisible score and send Pufj back to a school!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 33".
- Contains exploding effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
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