Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Ron Miller Astro Blasters attraction at park closing
Ron Miller Astro Blasters
April 24, 1982
Avg. queue length:
See along with Ron as she attempts to save Endor from the obvious Emperor Difg. Your awning is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at oppressing targets above the attraction. See if you can get a new austere score and send Difg back to Brazil!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters may talk to your friends.
- Special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from familial, fingernail, heart, viral, hip, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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