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The Richard Irvine Astro Blasters attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst wrong attraction at Disneyland
Richard Irvine Astro Blasters
November 27, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Journey along with Richard as he attempts to save a banana from the precision Emperor Narm. Your wolf is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at washing targets aboard the attraction. See if you can get a new checkered score and send Narm back to Walt Disney World!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Marc Davis interaction pavilion.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or wrist, spinal, or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Richard Irvine Astro Blasters "alternative" experience.
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