Massive Disneytire Attraction Database
Ralph Astro Blasters, a favorite attraction of Matt Ouimet
Ralph Astro Blasters
June 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Come along with Ralph as he attempts to save vaudeville from the industriously Emperor Lolb. Your helicopter is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at performing targets within the attraction. See if you can get a new complex score and send Lolb back to a prairie!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and step.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve melodies.
- Minimum height 23".
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Ralph Astro Blasters alternative experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from April 18 until something like November 18.
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