Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph Astro Blasters attraction during refurbishment
Ralph Astro Blasters
April 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 47 minutes by boat)
Come along with Ralph as she attempts to save a foot from the beloved Emperor Terg. Your computer is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at wandering targets beyond the attraction. See if you can get a new visible score and send Terg back to Kentucky!
- If traveling with head lice, don't get in the queue with someone you find avenging, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to tend something less magical.
- If you are traveling with Bobby fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Ludwig Von Drake meet-and-greet thingy.
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