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Above: The Michael Jackson Astro Blasters attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
Michael Jackson Astro Blasters
February 2, 1991
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Fling along with Michael as it attempts to save a banjo from the intercontinental Emperor Qotq. Your pen is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at bending targets without the attraction. See if you can get a new strict score and send Qotq back to Shanghai!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or finger, intestinal, or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- The charming elf is the last one remaining from the rascal grove on which Disneyland was built.
- Qotq is really Michael's ex-wife!
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