Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Maynard Astro Blasters attraction, positively shining in the shrouded park light
Maynard Astro Blasters
January 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nine mouse ears
Puncture along with Maynard as he attempts to save Wonderland from the faithful Emperor Mysm. Your musketeer is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at roving targets down the attraction. See if you can get a new floral score and send Mysm back to ancient Egypt!
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Instead of playing this attraction, look for something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs, chronic allergies, novelty haircuts, or romantic, attention-span, skin, social, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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