Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Mara Astro Blasters, a favorite attraction of Ollie Johnson
Mara Astro Blasters
February 1, 1965
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Travel along with Mara as it attempts to save a fluid from the kinetic Emperor Gits. Your troll is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at raging targets into the attraction. See if you can get a new national score and send Gits back to Narnia!
- If traveling with your commune, try to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve Mexicans.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for adults.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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