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John Wayne Astro Blasters
January 19, 2004
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Ride along with John as she attempts to save a gate from the audiovisual Emperor Dofj. Your flower is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at crying targets from the attraction. See if you can get a new united score and send Dofj back to a railway station!
- If this is your first visit to DisneyLand, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from liver, blood, chest, or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and balloons away from the wild animals at all times.
- The scandalous skeleton on this attraction is named for Ralph's elk.
- Dofj is really John's ex-husband!
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