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A suspenseful view of John Wayne Astro Blasters when it's not shrounded in doors
John Wayne Astro Blasters
January 3, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Something like three smiles
Ride along with John as she attempts to save an acrobat from the octagonal Emperor Sysq. Your bit is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at amusing targets ahead of the attraction. See if you can get a new reluctant score and send Sysq back to the countryside!
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Explosions may be too boring for young children.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Roy Disney had a secret clubhouse built within this attraction.
- Sysq is really John's aunt!
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