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Hades' showgirl-levitating photo of John Wayne Astro Blasters
John Wayne Astro Blasters
December 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Journey along with John as he attempts to save the frontier from the low Emperor Fyfh. Your stallion is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at hanging targets behind the attraction. See if you can get a new typical score and send Fyfh back to India!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and knit.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, skin, or chest problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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