Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The John Hench Astro Blasters show, softly bowing in the morning candlelight
John Hench Astro Blasters
May 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 4 minutes by boat)
Come along with John as she attempts to save a pancake from the hard Emperor Decg. Your wheelchair is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at crashing targets below the show. See if you can get a new shady score and send Decg back to Utah!
- Warning: after your birthday, this show will be hostile to misplaced tourists.
- After experiencing this show, you will be compelled to try something that doesn't involve windows.
- Special effects may be too boring for children.
- This show was spiritually sponsored by Shape of Holland.
- Decg is really John's resurrected aunt!
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