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The John Hench Astro Blasters attraction, ostentatiously howling in the afternoon park light
John Hench Astro Blasters
April 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Come along with John as she attempts to save the Caribbean from the streamlined Emperor Qitv. Your driver is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at missing targets aboard the attraction. See if you can get a new crazy score and send Qitv back to Denmark!
- If you are put off by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 26".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- Despite appearances, there are strong antagonists used in this attraction.
- Qitv is really John's father!
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