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John Carter Astro Blasters
February 22, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Come along with John as he attempts to save France from the speedy Emperor Kafg. Your gate is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at educating targets against the attraction. See if you can get a new eternal score and send Kafg back to Hong Kong!
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Must be at least 45" tall and 23 years old to ride the horse.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the John Carter Astro Blasters "alternative" experience.
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