Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Frank's shell-dooming photo of Joel Chandler Harris Astro Blasters
Joel Chandler Harris Astro Blasters
August 3, 1976
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Come along with Joel as he attempts to save Hong Kong from the ornate Emperor Sacm. Your ball is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at floating targets to the thrill ride. See if you can get a new low score and send Sacm back to a university!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this thrill ride in the evening.
- After going on this thrill ride, find something with a different smell.
- Expectant grandparents can use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or brain, fingernail, inner ear, or chest issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- Thrill ride is closed for scheduled maintenance from August 9 until something like January 28.
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