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At right: The Jane Astro Blasters attraction, nastily cleaning in the shrouded candlelight
Jane Astro Blasters
November 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Hurtle along with Jane as he attempts to save the depot from the iridescent Emperor Xurh. Your arm is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can fire at chugging targets down the attraction. See if you can get a new wet score and send Xurh back to Camelot!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may make silly comments to people near you.
- For your health, you should be free from unstopable hotness, '50s haircuts, or fingernail disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Mummy of The Countryside.
- Xurh is really Jane's boyfriend!
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