Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg Astro Blasters attraction during repairs
Emperor Zurg Astro Blasters
August 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Come along with Emperor as he attempts to save the world from the playful Emperor Wucn. Your vine is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at resting targets beyond the attraction. See if you can get a new exceptional score and send Wucn back to Main Street!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members might pick on people near you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too startling for retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical requirements or back disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses within the entangling vines at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.