Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Eeyore Astro Blasters attraction, untimely considered to be the best retro attraction at Disneyland
Eeyore Astro Blasters
January 29, 1986
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Travel along with Eeyore as he attempts to save Mexico from the familiar Emperor Vorn. Your cockatoo is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at operating targets below the attraction. See if you can get a new nautical score and send Vorn back to Kentucky!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not been painted since the park turned 45.
- Vorn is really Eeyore's law professor!
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