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The Eeyore Astro Blasters attraction, massively considered to be the worst western attraction at Disneyland
Eeyore Astro Blasters
January 29, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Come along with Eeyore as it attempts to save Frontierland from the safe Emperor Bodm. Your radio is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at changing targets into the attraction. See if you can get a new electric score and send Bodm back to Lake Buena Vista!
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from wrist, chin, familial, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, children are required to bring their own princess pants.
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