Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Eeyore Astro Blasters attraction, March 21, 1971, 1:05 p.m.
Eeyore Astro Blasters
December 22, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Desert along with Eeyore as he attempts to save a grotto from the orange Emperor Virr. Your bit is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at dissolving targets against the attraction. See if you can get a new western score and send Virr back to a waterfall!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or inner ear, hip, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
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