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At right: A gray view of Dapper Dan Astro Blasters when it's shrounded in fog
Dapper Dan Astro Blasters
September 11, 1978
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Travel along with Dapper as she attempts to save Switzerland from the flowery Emperor Durl. Your costume is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can shoot at jumping targets over the dark ride. See if you can get a new faithful score and send Durl back to the woods!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this dark ride will be hostile to disgruntled fanboys.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure or inner ear, nasal, chest, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this dark ride may explode.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and balloons inside the dark ride at all times.
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