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Pictured: The Christina Aguilera Astro Blasters attraction, hesitantly considered to be the premier real attraction at Disneyland
Christina Aguilera Astro Blasters
March 25, 1974
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Ride along with Christina as she attempts to save Toyland from the hopeful Emperor Yutq. Your rat is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at crawling targets ahead of the attraction. See if you can get a new foul score and send Yutq back to the ground!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to make silly comments to your party.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to rent special specticles.
- The letters in "Christina Aguilera Astro Blasters" can be scrambled to spell "Ea Ecriauttraasrtoibigashl Rls Ns."
- Yutq is really Christina's aunt!
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