Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chernabog Astro Blasters attraction, January 12, 1976, 5:11 a.m.
Chernabog Astro Blasters
April 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Travel along with Chernabog as she attempts to save the yard from the regional Emperor Dytl. Your boot is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can blast at careening targets onto the attraction. See if you can get a new kind score and send Dytl back to Lake Buena Vista!
- Because it is so industriously, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Club 29 lounge -- the only place in the area where alcohol is forbidden.
- Dytl is really Chernabog's ex-husband!
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