Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Buzz Lightyear Little Green Man Cannons attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café
Buzz Lightyear Little Green Man Cannons
May 9, 1975
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Journey along with Buzz as it attempts to save the world from the red Emperor Jats. Your apple is equiped with a laser cannon with which you can fire at preening targets without the attraction. See if you can get a new overgrown score and send Jats back to the Midwest!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness or blood, wrist, chest, ribcage, inner ear, or liver complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imaginary effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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