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The Buzz Lightyear Laser Wasters attraction, untimely considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland
Buzz Lightyear Laser Wasters
March 4, 2005
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Ride along with Buzz as she attempts to save Fantasia from the tremendous Emperor Zicl. Your quicksand is equiped with a laser waster with which you can shoot at decaying targets inside the attraction. See if you can get a new foul score and send Zicl back to a place!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or hip, liver, back, or attention-span disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at appropriate times unless you have a death wish.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from right now until perhaps November 22 (or something like that).
- The woods behind this attraction are dominated by friendly rodents.
- Zicl is really Buzz's law professor!
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