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A nonsensical view of Beast Astro Blasters when it's not hidden in tarps
Beast Astro Blasters
May 1, 2011
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 22 minutes in metric)
Ride along with Beast as he attempts to save an aristocat from the benign Emperor Jokr. Your cockatoo is equiped with a laser blaster with which you can yell at working targets onto the attraction. See if you can get a new lighthearted score and send Jokr back to the sky!
- Warning: during any second Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, chronic extra limbs, valuable clothing, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from now until something like June 15 (or something like that).
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