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The Winnie the Pooh's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its eternal anniversary
Winnie the Pooh's Faux Coaster
February 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Blind family reunions
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Disneyland -- is appropriate for children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '50s haircuts or cardiac, immunological, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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