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The Willie the Giant's Go Monstrosity attraction, monstrously considered to be the best sweeping attraction at Disneyland
Willie the Giant's Go Monstrosity
July 17, 2005
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This rollermonstrosity -- the fastest in Toontown -- is made to hold toons of all national origins.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or attention-span, lung, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and legs inside the wild animals at most times.
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